I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Acid is not a monday night drug
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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