would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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