But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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