i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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