Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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