No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Less talking, more tequila
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
