Non-Jews are for practice
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
there is glitter all over my balls
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