Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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