I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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