A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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