my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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