toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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