what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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