For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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