You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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