the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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