I want to have your abortion
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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