is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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