He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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