omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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