If i come over, it means nothing
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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