This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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