North Korea, Best Korea!
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Also, beer. Big fan.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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