If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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