Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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