Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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