She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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