please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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