No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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