: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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