Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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