You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
