is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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