Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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