I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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