I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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