Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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