she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
