Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Randomize
