can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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