I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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