just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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