your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Even my vagina gasped.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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