Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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