Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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