my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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