Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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