Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
only if we run a train.
done.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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