I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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