I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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