I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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