Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
i out mim tonsoeep
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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